Sunday, July 23, 2017
by Jim Rapp
Subject: you should not wait until your lover will divorce with you
Oh my, shall I click on this email from
firstname.lastname@example.org or should I not? Oh what to do!
My lover and I just recently got done
celebrating sixty years of marital bliss and now this note from you
throws me in a panic, leaves me plum
flummoxed and wondering if she's gone and found someone new.
New I'm not, my youth is gone.
Is email@example.com cutting in? Oh dear, what to do!
Will my bride of sixty years be gone –
divorced with me – or is wellykuswanto messing with me, trying to
get my password, or putting his long
arm in my contact list? Kuswanto . . . to e-mail hell with you.