Thursday, June 22, 2017
Secrets to Looking Better Than You Are
by Jim Rapp
Wanna look really slim?
Find a very fat man and stand by him.
Wanna seem really smart?
Speak only a little but smile a whole lot.
Wanna be the best in your class?
Get on your feet and conquer some task.
Wanna feel like a millionaire?
Find a man at the bottom and show him you care.
Wanna appear more humble than you are?
Wave the flag, quote the Bible and drive an old car.
Wanna be known as "balanced and fair"?
Call FOX; they've got a few openings I hear.
Wanna be thought of as the world's best friend?
Be one; find someone in need and extend them a hand.