My neighbor, George, is trying again,
a scheme he ought to know
never brings much money in.
Garage Sale: Spend As Little As A Dime!
Items are strewn like a giant montage,
on tables arranged in three lines.
but I’m all-fired curious, and bent
upon knowing why George, in his dotage,
Thinks I would give up ten cents
to buy a garage, when I already have one,
begun – still in progress – since youth.
But more to my liking, on the street I live on,
old Batesie, a man of no wisdom or couth,
is having a Yard Sale, and I really need one.