(Comes wrapped in a flag – holding a Bible)
by Jim Rapp
They have eight shiny buttons above their eyebrows,
each answers a question you ask them.
push another, and another, ‘til they all light up
and mouth the same answer in tandem.
but “selling” these dolls supports the economy;
they all wear the proud sticker, “Made in America”.
You can buy one – or more – of these dolls if you like,
online, or at your annual political convention,
but get your check written before the price hike;
they cost more as they gain more attention.